The Sky Shilling

Sure, there's plenty profits to be had by joining the EPL. Taking the 'Sky Shilling'. But remember they are all relative.

All this filthy lucre would have to be ploughed into the team. Simply to survive. Like virtually all the middling clubs currently fighting for EPL survival we'd have to take chances. Increase our debt. Take a punt on some billy bigshots.

We can forget our prudent business model. We can forget running a proper business.

Did I mention that I was against this proposal?